Ovaj čupavi zeko s velikim kečkama je nešto najslađe što smo ikada vidjeli!
Iako se često i uglavnom nerazborito razbacujemo prefiksom “naj”, u ovom je slučaju njegova uporaba itekako opravdana, jer ova je čupava loptica sreće jednostavno vrh!
Mi se muškarci uglavnom suzdržavamo od pretjeranog afektiranja i pokazivanja emocija, stoički podnoseći i ono lijepi i ono ružno u životu, ali nekada jednostavno treba spustiti gard i postati mala curica odjevena u rozu haljinicu s cvjetnim vijencem u kosi. Figurativno, naravno! Rijetko će tko tako ostati imun na slatkoću Wallya, 11-mjesečnog engleskog angora kunića, koji je na prepad osvojio internet i vrlo brzo postao jedna od najvećih životinjskih zvijezda na svijetu. Frajer trenutno ima 80 tisuća vjernih fanova na Instagramu, a brojke rastu toliko brzo da bi, dok vi ovo budete čitali, one mogle biti i preko pola milijuna!
"Wally's a SAD BUNNY!" Aw, Wally! Why are you sad? "I can't even fit in my own SHELF! MY EARS! BAD ears!" Oh, Wally. Whoever built this shelf just didn't know you'd be in it! You have beautiful ears. "But I can't let them FREE IN MY SHELF!" Aw, Wally. It's tough being an Angora bunny sometimes! (Wally suddenly perked up with pride. His "realization" [which should come to no surprise to those who know Wally] immediately erased all of his ear-despair.) "I'M AN ANGORA BUNNY!"
Iako je ovakav izgled relativno standardan za njegovu vrstu, Wally ima šarm kakav se rijetko nalazi u životinjskom svijetu te uspijeva rastopiti naša kamena srca čak i preko fotki. Bojimo se i pomisliti što bi se tek dogodilo da ovakvo biće vidimo u živo! Kakav alkohol, kakve droge, kakvi lijekovi za dizanje raspoloženja… ova skakutava čupava loptica je prirodni ecstasy! Valja napomenuti kako je Wally na gotovo svim fotkama ošišan pa tek treba vidjeti kako izgleda kada je prekriven gustim dlakavim pokrovom. Može li biti još slađi?!
What are you doing, Wally? "I'm pondering the meaning of life." Oh! What a big task! "Yes. My book will be called 'Wallosophy: The Philosophy of Life According to Wally.'" That's great! "I will need someone to translate my paw-type." What's paw-type, Wally? "It's each letter I intend to type, surrounded by all the other letters my paw hits." Okay … I'm not sure where to find one of these, Wally. "Craigslist! Under Gigs." Hmm …
Wally was googling "ponies" (he's been wanting to find free pony rides for bunnies … sigh. Yes, we've talked about the unlikeliness of this) when he came across "side PONYtails" and immediately wanted one. While using my sticker app, he realized, "There's no SCRUNCHIES! I can't show my side pony without a SCRUNCHY!" After spending time in the closet (this is where he goes when he's upset), he learned that bows can also be hair accessories. He doesn't know that traditionally scrunchies and bows are for girls, but as usual, I let him go with it.
Wally and I read each and every WONDERFUL caption from today's post. We decided on three (@saucykatlady @adventuretime40 @m_dani_b) from which we chose our Haiku words. To thank and unite all participants in solidarity, Wally has two words: "BUNNY POWER!" This is also the title of our Haiku below. Trees with bunny leaves Binkies touch a bit of sky Believe in the bounce
Wally and I wrote haikus using only words from people's comments on yesterday's Lion King post. We are calling this series "Wally Whisperings." By Molly: Bunny "King Creepy" Dude! Nose action like a boss! Certainly human. By Wally: My favorite bunny is Bunny Rabbit Wally I am a bunny! Wally? I don't see the word "am." "Oh no! I cheated!" He thought about this and wrote a new third line: "I is a bunny!" #englishangorarabbit #imabunny #wallythebunny #rabbitsofinstagram #bunniesofinstagram #cutebunny #fluffybunny #pets #petsofinstagram #rabbitsofig #bunniesofig #rabbitoftheday #petoftheday #cute #bunny #rabbit
And now for a video montage! Wally wanted to write the clip synopses (with some of my interjections): (1) "Listening to news!" Wally? It looks like you're smelling for treats. (I keep treats on the shelf nearby.) "No! I like learning my current events from the pillow-tops!" (2) "I'm a … buuun … MEADOW FAIRY! I TRICKED you!" (3) "Wally lost!" We were seeing who could make the other laugh first. He turned away to stop himself, but he burst out laughing after the camera turned off. (4) and (5) "My new dance moves! The Bucking Bunny-Bronco and The Flying Furry Frog!" Wally! Those are very creative names! "I know! I worked on them instead of writing about my emotions in my journal last night!" That's okay, Wally. (6) "What?! I'm RESTING!" Wally sits like this to make me laugh and pretends he was not trying to be funny. (7) "My teeth GRINDIES!"